Curse

Xue Yi Liang · Sep 15, 2005, 03:15 PM // 15:15

131.)8 teammates have 9 different plans
132.)1 teammate has no plan

133.)Leech
134.)Brand new 105/55 copycat monk build from a player who doesn't know how to use it but insists on tanking (same player quits 2 minutes into the mission)

135.)1 or more teammates quit after he/she got what he/she wanted - (elite, green item, etc.)
136.)1 or more teammates quit when they notice the healer/tank/nuker got what they wanted and quit
137.)the last 2 teammates remaining agree to quit because everyone else did

Raz Silverwing · Sep 15, 2005, 03:35 PM // 15:35

138.)The only healing monk in the UW team takes the quest calles everyone n00bs and leaves(this has happened)

Omega_2005 · Sep 15, 2005, 04:59 PM // 16:59

139.) You do a patriotical speech, then you get killed by a Level 0 Bog Skale fin group at level 10.

It can happen... It CAN happen!

Tur713 · Sep 15, 2005, 05:06 PM // 17:06

140) Your Warrior decides to use a wand to pull mobs and forgets to switch back. (yes, this has happened)

Xue Yi Liang · Sep 15, 2005, 05:09 PM // 17:09

141.) Everyone sucked at the time including myself (this happened, too)

Tur713 · Sep 15, 2005, 05:17 PM // 17:17

142.) Even though you were the key part to the whole mission and your team depended upon your every command, you found that a gang of pandas and wombats had suddenly broken into your house demanding "the money." Since you didn't have it yet, they beat you mercilessly. (help me...)

Xue Yi Liang · Sep 15, 2005, 05:20 PM // 17:20

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Originally Posted by Tur713

142.) Even though you were the key part to the whole mission and your team depended upon your every command, you found that a gang of pandas and wombats had suddenly broken into your house demanding "the money." Since you didn't have it yet, they beat you mercilessly. (help me...)

I hate it when that happens

stumpy · Sep 15, 2005, 05:34 PM // 17:34

143.) You directly sabatoge the team for giggles
144.) Someone else directly sabatoges the team because I partied with him earlier and he is paying me back
145.) Alesia puts you on her 'Im not gonna heal you list' for whispering sweet nothings in Lina's ear
146.) Lina puts you on her 'I not gonna heal you list' for inviting Alesia in the first place
147.) Your skill bar is still set as a runner ...
148.) You have someone on ventrilo who has mic problems and it sounds like a tornado of pain in your ear
149.) You notice the frequent use of the terms 'godly, uber, l337, pwnage, r0xx0r, biznatches, etc'
150.) You tried holding your breath hoping it would get better ... and passed out

schutz · Sep 15, 2005, 05:45 PM // 17:45

haha some of them are so true, especially the one about drawning on compass i remember one time just before fow forgemaster i was beeping for about 15 mins straight then they all decided to leave

143.) You directly sabatoge the team for giggles

So true

, go into uw agro aatxe then take the quest, brings new life into the game

Aracos79 · Sep 15, 2005, 05:52 PM // 17:52

144) You directly sabatoge the team in a frantic moment. No body notices and you blame everybody else while everyone is busy pointing fingers.

"who aggroed?"
"u did noob"
"stfu, it was dat guy"

Absolutely hilarious.

stumpy · Sep 15, 2005, 05:53 PM // 17:53

or you take a ranger down to get his spider and kill it ... an old friend got me in the habit of being a good samartitan ... bring him on a spider run and kill it

Savio · Sep 15, 2005, 05:54 PM // 17:54

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147.) Your skill bar is still set as a runner ...

Guilty as charged....

151. One of the monks watches as the team fights off 3 mobs, one person dies, claims the team can't handle itself, and leaves. [/RANT]
152. A hot chick/guy just walked into the room.
153. You're too busy reading GWG.
154. The Elementalist specialized in 3 of the 4 elements. (This has happened to me far too many times...)
155. The W/Mo starts running when his health gets low.
156. The caster that has a Warrior on him starts running around and aggros more mobs.
157. You forget to put up an away message on AIM and a message pops up midbattle.
158. Monk: My Energy is 0 of 42.

Drago Solaris · Sep 15, 2005, 08:00 PM // 20:00

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Originally Posted by zehly

85. Your favorite porno came on.

sum 1 did this to me once in middle of minral springs

me - dude wtf were r u going

him - srry was distracted

me - looks like u tryin to control with one hand

him - yea my fav porn just came on

me - dude... thats disturbin

*he aggros all the tengu dudes and we die horibly*

stumpy · Sep 15, 2005, 08:57 PM // 20:57

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Originally Posted by Savio

157. You forget to put up an away message on AIM and a message pops up midbattle.
158. Monk: My Energy is 0 of 42.

too good ...

159. Delivery pizza is here and you gotta go pay
160. pug means pug for a reason
161. my expectations always exceed my reality ... (I expect to kill things faster dealing lots of damage)
162. *happened to me* ... a f-ckin huge hand sized spider appears just to the left of your monitor
163. Posted as a run (but then was a fight/run) in a warrior group

smurfhunter · Sep 15, 2005, 09:26 PM // 21:26

164. omg the ghost doesnt res again?
165. i was typing and he attacked you (said by a monk)

Link Ironhammer · Sep 15, 2005, 09:32 PM // 21:32

166.The dogs start humpin each other and you can't get em off

Tur713 · Sep 16, 2005, 05:16 AM // 05:16

167. Someone ran off to kill a dune lizard.

quickmonty · Sep 16, 2005, 11:33 AM // 11:33

168) you fall asleep at the keyboard .... happened last night

Lag Hell · Sep 16, 2005, 11:41 AM // 11:41

167. Me

Alodarn · Sep 16, 2005, 01:06 PM // 13:06

168 The Ranger has no sense of direction and 90% of the way through the quest zones out of Sorrows Furnace.

169 Other Player runs back to pick up some loot and drags the npcs with him, leaving you to solo the fight. As a monk.